Here are the beer cellar reviews, listed according to their scores. Those graded with identical scores are listed together, without any significance to their internal order.
| Top Scoring | Alphabetical (by beer) | Alphabetical (by brewery) |
| Beer | Brewery | ABV (%) | Comments | Score:/10 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pageant Ale | Elgoods | 4.30 | Pale brown bitter, fizzy, spicy aftertaste, notes of herbs. | 7.0 |
| Pale Ale | ØRBÆK | 5.00 | Golden with moderate head, medium dissipation. Apple blossom on nose. Tastes of gently bitter, which is refreshing but with no prominent mouth feel, moderate bitter after taste | 7.0 |
| Panking Pole | Hogan's | 6.20 | With a sharp bite and tanin-lead this is a dry officianado's cider. Golden, cloudy, and strong finish | 7.0 |
| Paris Blonde | Paris | 6.50 | Musky biterness, touch of sour, golden, low fizz, no head | 7.0 |
| Paris Printemps | Paris | 6.00 | Light and soapy. Not quite wheat, but heading towards it. Bit of hop in the mouth | 7.0 |
| Pathfinder - Gluten Free Ale | Glebe Farm | 4.20 | Clean and crisp, almost lager in style, with slight touches of malt. No difference between it and gluten-based beer. | 8.0 |
| Peach Beer | ØRBÆK | 5.00 | Cloudy golden with distinctive fresh peach smell. Alas, all the peach is in the smell not the flavour, making it an undiscernable bitter beer. Lost opportunity so much promise in the smell but no peach flavour, this has the potential to be a good beer wit | 5.0 |
| Pear Cidre | L'Atypique | 4.50 | Tangy and clean, proving that pear doesn't need to taste like pear drops. | 8.0 |
| Peche Mel Bush | Duboission | 8.50 | Very peach smell. Bush-style solidity. Very obviously Bush, but has fighting tastes. 10 seconds into aftertaste get pungent mouth. | 7.0 |
| Perla | Chmielowa | 6.00 | Big creamy malt. Fulsome pils. Needs foods to balance. | 7.5 |
| Perry | Broadoak | 7.50 | Mild pear drop taste, with very weak lime over the top. No fizz. Infinitely drinkable | 8.5 |
| Perry | Thatcher's | 6.00 | A decent, if uncomplex, perry. Have everything you expect, not much more, but well executed | 7.5 |
| Perry - Old no. 1 | Penallt Perry | 5.50 | Slightly cloudy, light orange, feels watered down. Closer to Perry-lite, but accessible | 7.0 |
| Pheonix - Fresh | Pheonix | 3.50 | From Mauritius - selling point 1. Has lemon flavours - selling point 2. Cheap - selling point 3. None convinced me. | 5.0 |
| Pickled Partridge | Badger (aka Hall & Woodhouse) | 4.60 | Dark orange/amber colour. Slight hollowness to it, with touch of caramel. | 6.0 |
| Pickled Santa | Hopback | 6.00 | Fizzy and spicy, with good over notes. Has feel of Christmas beer, and strong enough to make you fall asleep in front of the fire | 7.5 |
| Pink Killer | DeSilly | 4.70 | Citrisy (grapefruit) blonde, refreshing. Good for long hot summer days, or to lighten the pallet after a brown. | 7.0 |
| Piraat | Van Steenberge | 10.50 | Solid, but not a pils. Strong, with strong aftertaste. | 8.0 |
| Pitch black | Everards | 4.30 | Dark stout, roast aftertaste, strong bitter. | 8.0 |
| Pivo Dubmistr | Pivovar Vyškov | 5.00 | Smoother, darker, almost ale-like Pilsner. (Made through triple mash.) Traces of Debowie Mocne. | 7.0 |
| Poachers Ale | Sandstone | 4.40 | Weak and fizzy. | 5.0 |
| Port Ellen | Hartlands | 6.80 | Whisky cask, dark golden, sharp tartness, especially in aftertaste. Gulp, not sim, to get extra sharp hit. | 7.5 |
| Postmistress | Sandstone | 4.40 | Dark red in colour and smokey a/t. Worth trying. | 7.5 |
| Premier Bitter | Moorhouse | 3.70 | Amber session beer. Standard pint, but good. | 7.5 |
| Primator Zalozeno | Unknown | 0.00 | A far too sour wheat beer. Might be ok for extremists. | 4.0 |
| Provha | Staropramen | 4.00 | Light version of Staropramen, similar to a Becks vier. Crisp, dry, and fizzy. A Czech-lite experience. | 8.0 |
| Punter | Upham | 4.00 | Amber with a homebrewed wort syrup taste. Toasted grain doesn't come through properly. | 6.5 |