Here are the beer cellar reviews, listed according to their scores. Those graded with identical scores are listed together, without any significance to their internal order.
| Top Scoring | Alphabetical (by beer) | Alphabetical (by brewery) |
| Beer | Brewery | ABV (%) | Comments | Score:/10 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| C K Jasne | C K Brower | 0.00 | Like Urqell. Good and bright pils. Slight spice, but slightly tart | 7.5 |
| Canada | Dominion | 4.00 | A dark amber beer that lacks any notes of distinction. But it's from Essex, so can't be given any lower than 5. | 5.0 |
| Cantillon Geuze | Cantillon Brewery | 5.00 | Organic gueuze with and old smell, and no cider. Parallels to cider with tartness to mouth, no sweetness. | 6.0 |
| Castle Milk Stout | South African Breweries, SABMill | 6.00 | Black body, creamy head. Surprising refreshing. | 7.5 |
| Centurian's ghost | York | 5.40 | Hollow at start, but solid by end. Heading towards a session dark. A grower. | 8.5 |
| Chapeau Lemon | DeTroch | 3.50 | Amber beer, competing lemon and bitter. | 9.0 |
| Chateau Rouge | Goutte d'Or | 6.50 | A proper red beer. Balanced. Tasty. | 9.0 |
| Cheddar Valley | Thatcher's | 6.00 | Strong cloudy with full flavour, which bites too much (and becomes tart) after a while | 7.0 |
| Cherry Blossom Lager | Tailgate | 0.00 | As if a Belgian Kriek had been made with Urquell. Not bad, but you'll be bored after half pint. Cherry is morello cherry in taste. | 7.0 |
| Cherry Stout | Bartrams | 4.80 | Similar to Mackeson's in consistency, with chocolate. Slight chestnut on side of mouth. Cherry is almost hidden! | 7.0 |
| Chocolate Beer | Meantime | 6.50 | Looks like dark chocolate beer, but has harsh bitterness on sides. Feels like Guiness, but without the solidness between. | 5.5 |
| Choko Stout | Svaneke Bryghuset | 5.70 | Pitch black beer with cola-like foam. Choc and vanilla aroma and smooth fluid mouth feel with a holding chocolate aftertaste akin to melted chocolate. Tastes like combination of dark and milk chocolate, like a gooey choc brownie. Good final beer of evenin | 9.0 |
| Christmas Ale | Anchor Steam | 0.00 | Variable - depending on the year | 8.5 |
| Cider Lady's Finger SV | Hecks | 6.50 | A surprisingly vingery taste, and not that pleasant. Surprising, given the maker. | 5.0 |
| Cintra | Cervejarias | 4.80 | Little yellow, clean pils, with slight bitterness, but lots of fizziness | 5.0 |
| Clarks | 0.00 | Initial coffee tang | 7.0 | |
| Classic | Svaneke Bryghuset | 4.60 | Golden brown colour with good head. Smell of grain. Taste of grain - with a lingering after taste, easy drinker. Better with food than alone. | 6.5 |
| Clouded Yellow | St Austell | 4.80 | Delicate bottle conditioned with citrus, spices, and vanilla. Slight maple tastes, but destroyed slightly by over carbonation. Interestingly brewed with 50% wheat and 50% barley. | 7.0 |
| Coffee Porter | Meantime | 6.00 | Aroma of unroasted beans, taste of cold coffee. Drinkable in an odd way. Enjoyment is 100% linked to coffee (unlike coffee-like milds). Similar to Temptation (Durham) | 8.0 |
| Coffin Lane Stout | Ashover Brewery | 5.00 | Good nose, but standard chocolate/coffee taste. A straight mild. | 7.0 |
| Cole Porter | Magnolia Brew Pub | 4.80 | Black with brown foam head. It's dry w/bitterness but the malt notes are only present in a/t, and limited at that. Psychosomatic traces of coffee. Looks the part, but doesn't deliver | 6.0 |
| Coopers Sparking Ale | Coopers | 5.80 | Light, fizzy, and refreshing, with golden colour and quite sweet malts. Yeast must be suspended. | 8.0 |
| Coral | Cervejas da Madeira | 5.30 | Straightforward pils that comes across as fizzy water | 4.0 |
| Cornish Bucaneer | Wooden hand | 4.30 | Golden beer with Maris Otter pale ale, emphasising hop. Full fruit and light cream aroma. Short dry finish. | 7.0 |
| Country Cool | Grisette | 3.50 | Primarily apple. Refreshing. Little aftertaste. | 9.0 |
| Countryman Sweet Cider | Countryman | 6.50 | Good sweet cider | 7.0 |
| Craftsman Cider | Kentish Pip | 5.90 | Apple juice, with very slight extra tartness. no fizz. Doesn't feel like there's alcohol in there. | 8.0 |
| Cubanero Fuerte | Cerveceria Bucanero | 5.40 | Golden with light malt. Not boring, just unadventurous. At least not a bland lager as expected | 7.0 |
| Cubanero Fuerte | Cerveceria Bucanero | 5.40 | Golden with light malt. Not boring, just unadventurous. At least not a bland lager as expected | 7.0 |
| Cubic | Beerd | 4.50 | Triple hopped pale ale. Strong fruit and citrus. | 7.0 |
| Culloden | Cairngorm | 4.20 | Ruby red with port and fruit notes. Dry finish, and occasional other fruits. | 7.5 |
| Cwrw Draig Aur | Robinsons | 4.10 | Disapointing beer from an other exceptional brewer. The empty malt taste belies the apparent full body and rich malt and hops. | 6.0 |
| Czeh Pilsner | Gordon Biersch | 5.60 | A "nothing wrong with it" beer. More spice and/or bitter (in alternate sequence) than a Czech variants (or is it just because it doesn't travel), but probably skewed to USA taste preferences for IPA | 8.0 |