Here are the beer cellar reviews, listed according to their scores. Those graded with identical scores are listed together, without any significance to their internal order.

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BeerBreweryABV (%)CommentsScore:/10
Pink KillerDeSilly4.70Citrisy (grapefruit) blonde, refreshing. Good for long hot summer days, or to lighten the pallet after a brown. 7.0
Old LagerMutzig6.90Means "old lager", and stronger than the standard (4.5%). Standard clean French lager, transient after taste. Drink in glasses - not pints.7.0
DesperadosFischer 5.90'Desperate' in Spanish, and flavoured with tequila. Tries to give a macho image to pleasant alcopop!7.0
Cherry StoutBartrams4.80Similar to Mackeson's in consistency, with chocolate. Slight chestnut on side of mouth. Cherry is almost hidden!7.0
Dark FantasticSpectrum3.50Mild with dark ruby colour. Sweet-ish, with a flavour of caramel, toffee, and malt.7.0
Gentse Trippel Brouwerij Van Steenberge8.00Wet, bitter, decent after kick7.0
Dubble bruinSteenbrugge (Palm)6.50Gentle brown, but the real taste comes in the aftertaste, where it’s still gentile " but agreeable.7.0
Pageant AleElgoods4.30Pale brown bitter, fizzy, spicy aftertaste, notes of herbs.7.0
Angel WitchElland brewery 3.80Dark amber, transient aftertaste. A quaffing ale.7.0
Sagres PretaCentral de Cervejas4.10Dark beer, with deep red and ruby color. Harsh bitterness. If you hate coffee - you'll score this 3.7.0
Dulle Teve, TripleDe Dolle10.00"Mad Bitch" Musky amber, thin head, non-sour geuze. Evolving taste.7.0
BinkKerkom5.50Musky blonde with large head. Tang of bitterness, with initial wetness. Needs neutral pallet.7.0
BoerkenDe Proefbrouwerij9.50Dark ruby red with fullsome head. Good aroma, nice solid bitterness & extra layer of port as it hits the throat. Flavour dissipates with food.7.0
Super Bock - AbadiaUnicer6.40No real sense of aroma, same smooth syrup of the normal Super Bock. Slightly fizzy, enveloping light creamy caramel.7.0
Super Bock - StoutUnicer5.00Same visual look as cola. Soft coffee cream texture. co2 on side of mouth, smooth feel once this goes. Not stout in the traditional word.7.0
Oude de GeuzeChapeau De Troch6.00Very sour, straight apple fruit hit. Slightly cloudy with a golden haze.7.0
Fortis roseHuyghe0.00Similar to Wittekek rose, not sweet, less strong tastes, can fill cheeks with fruit (like cider)7.0
Dorothy Goodbodys Country AleWye Valley Brewery6.00Dark ruby, with full head. Mixed malt taste, with floral after notes.7.0
Old TripHardy and Hansons4.70Fizzy head, thin but firm bitter taste. Really good bitter on aftertaste.7.0
Clouded YellowSt Austell4.80Delicate bottle conditioned with citrus, spices, and vanilla. Slight maple tastes, but destroyed slightly by over carbonation. Interestingly brewed with 50% wheat and 50% barley.7.0
ArizonaPhoenix4.10Light golden blonde. Strong hop aftertaste but decent body. Not as dry as the real Arizona.7.0
Best BitterArchers 4.00Amber with smooth bitterness. Decent, but not as good as the Golden7.0
SnicklemasElgoods5.00Musky golden brown. Light with good caramel and touches of Tiger (also Elgoods)7.0
Steam SleighRCH Brewery3.80Light gold with bitter caramel, light with citrus zest. Light color with small but pleasant head. Sweet aroma. Nothing Christmasy7.0
Good King LeglessHarviestoun4.50Mellow taste, that drops smoothly down, with a bite at the back. Sharp bitterness at back of tongue. Slight scent of orange peel and malt.7.0
Landlords ChoiceWylam4.60Golden hoppy beer. Akin to Discovery.7.0
Old ArthurBig Lamp4.25Thin textured with cider flow,but with bitter head. Has notes of lime.7.0
TournamentGoff Brewery4.00Amber brown, thin head, and old fashioned malt taste on tongue. Slight biscuit taste. Soft lingering after-taste. Thin liquid texture7.0
Good King SenselessVale Brewery5.20Solid and straight beer, with little fizz and mild bitterness. But nothing specifically Christmasy7.0
Reindeers DelightOakleaf4.50Combined crystal and chocolate malts give this a rounded taste with soft bitterness, effective raisin and sultana aftertaste. Constant hop through.7.0
Floris HoneyFloris4.50Strong set honey taste and texture over tongue. Nice bitter at edge, but not as all encompassing as honey ales like Waggledance. Uses wheat beer as base7.0
Countryman Sweet CiderCountryman 6.50Good sweet cider7.0
Winter MeltdownDark Star5.00Ginger tang not unlike Thai curry. Holds well. Mild caramel aftertaste on tongue7.0
Betty StogsSkinners4.00Cloudy and slow to settle, light bitter colour, biscuit in there, with good mouthfeel, but stains palete slightly - certainly more than it should for session ale (for which this would otherwise be perfect)7.0
Black Swan MildVale3.90Black with coloured bubbles. Thin tingle of aftertaste, carbonated mouthfeel7.0
Edinburgh GoldStewart4.80Standard light pale ale. Inoffensive.7.0
Woild MoildWolf4.80Slight chocolate taste, with tight bitterness. Full fizz with big bubbles, but low carbonation follow through which then disapates quickly. Aftertaste is caramel biscuit. By end, it's almost caramel water7.0
Brooklyn BeerBrooklyn Brewery5.20Light soft malts, mild hop. Not your usual pils, but tastes ok.7.0
Tomos Watkins - Cwrw HafHurns4.20Ruby amber, moderate foam. Caramel, sparkling co2 mouthfeel, biscuit aftertaste. Some rubber aroma.7.0
Sion KolschSion 4.80Smooth, mildly hoppy, and refreshing. Light in colour and taste, not really a pils, but simple.7.0
Kolner WeissKolner (sports bar)0.00Close to Hoegaarden. Direct wheat beer. Soft lingering aftertaste.7.0
Diebels AltDiebels4.80Dark amber brown beer, butn t light iaste with malt and bitterness. Rolls across tongue nicely.7.0
Brand ImperatorBrand6.50Amber, rich rounded taste but dissapates quickly. Mild CO2 content.7.0
Bavaria Oud bruinBavaria 3.50Light other bavaria beer, but fizzy like cola7.0
La Trappe BlondeDe Koningshoeven Brewery6.50Light, zesty, and bold. Fresh and fruity. Golden in colour, lightly hopped. Elements of apples and pears, and slight citrus follow through. Slightly too much co27.0
La Trappe TripleDe Koningshoeven Brewery8.00Dark blonde. Full, fruity bittersweet beer. Caramel sweet mouthfeel, bitter on back, comes and holds in aftertaste.7.0
La Trappe WitteDe Koningshoeven Brewery5.50Fresh smell, hints of mild German blond beers. Slightly cloudy white, making it more akin to German wheat, than Dutch wheat beers. e.g Hoegaarden. Aftertaste disspates quickly. Only trappist wheat beer.7.0
Severn Valley Railway Manor AleBrooklyn Beer4.20Dark golden colour with full hop mouthfeel, and slightly heavy texture.7.0
De Graal TripelDe Graal Brewery9.00Full, rounded and smooth. Malty aftertaste.7.0
ZinnebirBrouwerij Sint-Pieters5.50Straight blond, but with hanging bitterness. Strong malt on nose. Graininess on 1st mouth, giving way to lingering tight bitterness. IPA bitterness7.0
Brewer's DarkJ W Lees3.50Smooth beers with underlying sweetness and very light licorice and chocolate. Good, but unexceptional.7.0
Springhead LibertySpringhead Brewery3.80Fullsome mouthfeel, heavy bitter on back on tongue in a/t. Texture of light porter.7.0
Yo-ho Tokyo BlackYo-Ho Brewery5.00Festival special. Robust porter, good bitterness. Chocolate and black malts.7.0
Dabinett Medium SVWhin Hill of Norfolk6.70Good strength, slightly filmic.7.0
HoneyfuzzRothervalley3.80Dark golden colour, with mild sweetness on nose, and dark honey-ish taste. Fuller bitter aftertaste. Not traditional honey in any way.7.0
Golden JackalWolf3.70Hoppy taste with flowers and citrus. Decent, but unremarkable.7.0
Coffin Lane StoutAshover Brewery5.00Good nose, but standard chocolate/coffee taste. A straight mild.7.0
Rhymney DarkRhymney 4.00Good rounded brown mild, with touches of licorice. Aftertaste cuts out immediately, but returns seconds later with bitterness.7.0
Old Moor PorterAcorn4.60Creamy porter with burnt roasts which hold in the mouth. Some licorice flavours, but mostly overpowered by the roast aroma. Quite filling.7.0
Westgate GoldClark's4.20A pale musky cider colour, with slightly fruity bitterness. Aroma of meadows.7.0
BlondeDaleside3.90Pale and golden beer with the usual blend of hops and malt in both aroma and aftertaste. The latter quickly dies. Good, but unexceptional.7.0
Abbey St MartinSt Martins5.70Slightly sweet malt and spices make this a reasonable brune but ultimately non-descript7.0
ForestinneCaracole Brewery7.50The Elven bikini cartoon on the label introduces the svelte citrus taste of this nice but mostly uneventful beer. This taste comes from the pine needles used in the brewing process which is nice, but little different to the sensations produced by the glut7.0
Ara bierDe dolle brouwers8.00Golden haze with big head. Fizzy with tart apple tastes, but largesse in dryness and tart aftertaste which lingers for too long imo. 7.0
Rum Cask CiderMillwights6.00Medium tasting, respectable cider. Not as good as their Kingston Black, but decent enough to be a good sign for the maker7.0
BobWickwar4.00Light and malt tastes, dry bitterness.7.0
Ginger ExplosionTSA5.00Strong rush with syrup texture at start, but only with subtle ginger. Quick to satiate. Coating on palette is only available mouthfeel, nothing in taste. Not a ginger beer, and not enough ginger to be a beer with ginger. Better gulped.7.0
Grasshopper Kentish BeerWesterham3.80Rich dark ale, slight co2, caramel texture aftertaste. Similar to Shepherd Neames, due (no doubt) to their similar reliance on the Kent hops.7.0
HellfireLeeds5.20Smooth mouthfeel at start, slight fruit, bitterness throughout.7.0
Pale AleØRBÆK5.00Golden with moderate head, medium dissipation. Apple blossom on nose. Tastes of gently bitter, which is refreshing but with no prominent mouth feel, moderate bitter after taste7.0
ÆRØ Grolle PilsnerRise Bryggeri4.60Golden with fizz appearance with pleasant citrus aroma. Creamy pils with bitterness. Taste lingers longer than other pils beers. Compares well to Bangla.7.0
Mørk GuldSvaneke Bryghuset5.70Red brown colour. Malted grain on nose. Very bitter with hints of caramel. Unfiltered with little residue and unpasteurised.7.0
Fyinsk ForårØRBÆK4.80Patriot colour - between Dutch gold 2 (10yy 42/460) and Dutch gold 3 (10yy 53/337) on Dulux colour chart, or musky cider gold colour. Very gentle hint of citrus, Refreshing wheat beer (fresh Hoegaarden-esc). Sour. Add a twist of lemon, and it would be goo7.0
Mr ScroogeRobinsons4.40Ruby colour and minimal off-white head. Thin texture, rolling bitterness over tongue. Light caramel with nutty tones.7.0
ApuahaZagorka (Heineken)4.50Good pils, but nothing exceptional given the field.7.0
Slaapmutske TripleSlaapmutske8.10Herbal and flora aroma and taste. Solid triple style. Livliness in aftertaste7.0
Peche Mel BushDuboission8.50Very peach smell. Bush-style solidity. Very obviously Bush, but has fighting tastes. 10 seconds into aftertaste get pungent mouth.7.0
Feodale de la Roche BruneFeodale de la Roche7.00barley wine texture with mouthfeel of rich wine. Better smell than taste. Gulp for taste, but cleanse with food after, since aftertaste isn't so good.7.0
AngelDelhaize (contracted)8.50Golden colour with soft white foam head. Bright aroma with esters. Solid m/f and taste despite looking like pils. Slight bitter a/t. Not unpleasant, but lacking positive quality as _something_ is not fitting (pos sugar)7.0
Krusovice Kralovsky Pinovar4.40Light lager with bitterness all the way through. Slightly harsh cream in after-taste.7.0
Clarks0.00Initial coffee tang7.0
Black BeautyVale0.00Smooth, roasted, guiness style with less head. Tight on aftertaste.7.0
Brodies MildBrodies 3.60Dry, slightly fizzy. Classic in an 'also-run' kinda way7.0
TopperTipples4.50Roast-led stout. Coffe and chocolate blended, just not brilliantly.7.0
Dark ArtsPeerless4.00Coffee and chocolate mild, using 3 different malts. Similar to Tipples Topper in style and quality.7.0
UnionMeantime4.90Vienna-style dark lager. Very fizzy, but sunset brown/red. Slight bitter, but fizz throughout which feels odd given the other parameters.7.0
Old Engine OilHarviestoun0.00Black, no head, molasses, touch of licorice without the aniseed bit (i.e. sugar cane syrup) but moderately thin on quaff, filling out on tonigue with mouthfeel. (Sim. Meantime porter, but better)7.0
Three Point EightCotswold 3.80Yellow gold and musky aroma. Rounded and balanced flavour; could be session, but gas might be prohibitive.7.0
Full SailFull sail brewery6.00Light amber API with hoppy nose, but thin taste and texture. Like a watered down beer. Fizz helps make it refreshing.7.0
DinkelackerDinkelacker0.00Translucent col colour, light on fizz, almost (store branded) cola taste - including of fizz. But with soft malt over tongue. Too straight a drink to be beer, but tasty as a soft malt drink.7.0
MaerzenGordon Biersch5.70As given in their own taste notes - smooth, auburn-coloured Bavarian lager with mild sweet finish - with a touch of whisky cask beers. Fizzy holds too long, though, to be a true whisky-like beer. (Think Innis and Glinn)7.0
Two rivers cider21st Amendment6.50Tart strawberry with fizz and liveliness.No apple to speak of. Reasonable drink, but not a cider. Equivalent to a Jacque's cider in UK.7.0
Spring FrenzyDaleside Brewery3.40Light, touch above bland, but without bite. Mellow cream on mouth.7.0
Cornish BucaneerWooden hand4.30Golden beer with Maris Otter pale ale, emphasising hop. Full fruit and light cream aroma. Short dry finish.7.0
Nelson's BloodFox5.10A rum-oriented, barley wine styled, ale. Very syrupy, which satiates the palate too quickly. Should be drunk like rum.7.0
RevivalMordue3.80Golden colour, dry bitterness with fizz and large foam head. Touch of ginger, with rounded honey a/t.7.0
London LagerMeantime4.50Light golden with streaming fizz. Light malt taste which disapates quickly, but returns with covering in a/t. Dry fizz. An Anglized Kasteel Cru.7.0
London Pale AleMeantime4.30Husky golden without head, but very light surface foam. Rounded crystal malt and light biscuit taste. Could satiate quickly7.0
Winter TimeMeantime5.40Browish golden colour, using a 15% smoked malt. Similarities to licking a humbug sweet. Decent session ale, but needs more fizz to punch through the smoke.7.0
HarnasBrowar Okocim5.70Light creamy, yellow golden. Can produce large head. Starts well, but goes down hill afterwards due to build up of a/t7.0
GingersKompania Piwowarska SA4.10Bright yellow with ginger coating. Initial thoughts of cider. due to sweet on 1st taste. Satiates very quickly. To be shared between many.7.0
D?bowe MocneKompania Piwowarska SA7.00Very light brown and fizzy. Rather unadventurous, but drinkable. Again, better with food.7.0
Perry - Old no. 1Penallt Perry5.50Slightly cloudy, light orange, feels watered down. Closer to Perry-lite, but accessible7.0
Shaky BridgesSandford6.00Fizzy, slightly sweet cider. Light orange to color and orange rind in after taste. Inoffensive.7.0
Big WorseMikeller12.00A barley wine, to all intents and purposes, tight on palete, caustic on aftertaste, with an estery/pungent smell. Maybe with smoky food the aromas would blend, but otherwise drink with a blocked nose :)7.0
Windy MillerSail Brewery3.80Dark, rich and fruity. Smooth mouth feel with rolling berry-like tannins on the tongue.7.0
Guv'nor CiderWestons4.80Made with Pierre Marco-White, it's a high tannin cider with light co2 and hazy look. Unremarkable, but drinkable. Better with food, maybe? (e.g. french onion soup, shropshire blue cheese, scotch eggs)7.0
ExplorerAdnams0.00Have it with fish and chips!7.0
Cubanero FuerteCerveceria Bucanero5.40Golden with light malt. Not boring, just unadventurous. At least not a bland lager as expected7.0
Cubanero FuerteCerveceria Bucanero5.40Golden with light malt. Not boring, just unadventurous. At least not a bland lager as expected7.0
?l?skie MocneOcen Piwo7.00Polish beer with more malt, than usual. Solid mouthfeel and flaour. 7.0
Slaskie MocneOcen Piwo7.00Polish beer with more malt, than usual. Solid mouthfeel and flaour. 7.0
iron BrewFreeminer4.20A red ale, but without anything much to say. Nothing bad. Nothing great.7.0
AscalonOldershaw4.00Dry bitter, dark golden beer with slight aerorated head. Fruit touch on the tongue, but lacking aftertaste.7.0
Lushington'sSkinners4.20Very pale and light beers, with fruity session qualities. 7.0
EbulumWilliam Bros Brewing Company6.50Black ale fused with elderberry. High hopes since it's fruity with soft palate and soft roasted malt flavourings. Good in a stew, but confused as a beer with conflicting tastes.7.0
Liberation AleEFA0.00Bland, but passable, ale with slight fizz.7.0
Esthwaite BitterCumbrian3.90Golden beer with 5 malts, and 1 hop (Cascade). It's unexpectedly balanced, but with an astringent quality that lets it down. Becomes dry on palate7.0
Rince CochonUnknown Flandres8.50Fragrant and oily beer, with extra hop. Would be considered a good supermarket branded beer, but pretends to be more7.0
Noir de DottingniesBr. de Ranke9.00Widely regarded, but strangely uninteresting to me. Deep tasting, bitter, and malty.7.0
Moeder OversteLefbvre8.00A triple, should have been an easy win for me, snatched with the appearance of a sour lager muscling in. Other, good triple - light, refreshing, and all the usual stuff.7.0
Panking PoleHogan's6.20With a sharp bite and tanin-lead this is a dry officianado's cider. Golden, cloudy, and strong finish7.0
Boxing DogMr Whitehead7.50Cloudy, and close a perry. Slightly rough. Medium-dry with multiple apples. 7.0
Ginger and Chilli CiderOrchard Pig Maverick4.00Refreshing and low to average bite. They say sip. I say gulp, otherwise the chilli is lost.7.0
Cheddar ValleyThatcher's6.00Strong cloudy with full flavour, which bites too much (and becomes tart) after a while7.0
BursztynoweZawiercia5.60malty amber with lingering CO2 and a touch of caramel7.0
Paris BlondeParis6.50Musky biterness, touch of sour, golden, low fizz, no head7.0
Paris PrintempsParis6.00Light and soapy. Not quite wheat, but heading towards it. Bit of hop in the mouth7.0
Mary JaneIlkley3.50Pale crisp, with citrus and prickly bitterness. Needs to be gulped.7.0
Red Riding HoodCastle Rock4.30Reddish beer, with bitterness and fruit.7.0
Yakima GoldCrouch Vale4.20Very pale with earthy aroma. Amarillo hops. Passable, if unadventurous.7.0
Oliver's DownfallCromwell's6.50Slightly tart, medium sweet, cider. Matured in whisky casks, not that you'd tell7.0
BhaiAspall 6.00Weird tangy drink, trying to be a 'proper' cider, but falling into the flavoured alcopop camp. Champagne yeast should have improved things, but just makes it dry.7.0
The BearsBig Hug Brewing5.00A red rye ale, which is fulfilled adequately, but with more notes of an off-colour pale.7.0
Monkey MangoCockeyed Cider Company4.00A very slight drink: slightly sweet, slightly sharp, slightly mango. Refreshing, though, but bland7.0
Down Down CiderCeltic Marches4.60A normal golden style cider, which is drinkable but uneventful. Made in collaboration with Status Quo. So 'normal' is probably intentional!7.0
FullbackThe Bottle Kicking Cider Company4.50Medium dry cider, with minor zest. Fairly uneventful. Won a Bronze in 2013, which is probably fair7.0
Nazca IPARothhammer4.70Very clean golden beer, with thin body similar to Einstock.7.0
Brave Red AleRothhammer4.50Deep amber with red. Cream head. Fruit touches with orange and sweetness.7.0
Pivo DubmistrPivovar Vykov5.00Smoother, darker, almost ale-like Pilsner. (Made through triple mash.) Traces of Debowie Mocne.7.0
EventideLyme Bay Winery5.00Golden cider. Crisp with bittersweet at end. Solid and dependable.7.0
Mango CiderLilley's4.00A 4% fruit juice. Apple and Mango mix is a bit confused, tasting moving from one to the other, and then none. A for effort. B for execution.7.0
Cherry Blossom LagerTailgate0.00As if a Belgian Kriek had been made with Urquell. Not bad, but you'll be bored after half pint. Cherry is morello cherry in taste.7.0
CubicBeerd4.50Triple hopped pale ale. Strong fruit and citrus.7.0
SparklingSavour10.50Floral, honey and spice on the nose, with bright fizz. Presentation is of champers with similar expectations, but misses. Therefore, drink is a let down, when it shouldn't be.7.0
BlondeAbolition Brewery5.20Traditional Belgian blonde, but a little too sharp7.0
AurotaAbolition Brewery0.00A pale ale. (Other notes obscured by beer. Sorry!)7.0

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