Here are the beer cellar reviews, listed according to their scores. Those graded with identical scores are listed together, without any significance to their internal order.
| Top Scoring | Alphabetical (by beer) | Alphabetical (by brewery) |
| Beer | Brewery | ABV (%) | Comments | Score:/10 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Black hole | Roman | 5.60 | Grolsch with a metallic hue. But, considering it’s only a pils, it’s not that bad. | 4.0 |
| Adriaen Brouwer | Roman | 5.00 | Highly fermented brown beer, dark taste, but hollow | 4.0 |
| Coral | Cervejas da Madeira | 5.30 | Straightforward pils that comes across as fizzy water | 4.0 |
| Tagus | Mare Nostrum | 5.00 | Fizzy, straight pils | 4.0 |
| Santa's Nuts | Fox Brewery | 4.80 | Mild in structure, but not aromatic in anyway. Thin. Tastes a bit like hairspray, with raspy-ness on tongue. | 4.0 |
| Farmhouse Medium Cider | Sheppy's | 6.00 | Harsh, sour, and not effective. Maybe usable as a mixer | 4.0 |
| Primator Zalozeno | Unknown | 0.00 | A far too sour wheat beer. Might be ok for extremists. | 4.0 |